Session 28: April 01, 2009 Fafnir Raccoon
(Kevin S. DM)

The events of that faithful night, set to music by the esteemed and multi-talented Fafnir the Barbarian (Jon C.).

Perhaps the most ambitious and imaginative session diary I have ever seen/heard!

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Now somewhere past the dark southern Hills of Mar Tesaro
There roamed a young barbarian named Fafnir Stormblade,
One day his company was tricked by a magistrate
After stealing the phlactory of a Lich God
Fafnir didn't like that
He said, "I'm gonna get that magistrate"
So one night they road into town
Booked themselves a room in a local Tavern

Fafnir and Company checked out of Hillstead
Leaving behind Pelor's Bible
Fafnir had come equipped with a horn
to blow of the legs of his rival

Noreeno it seems had thwarted his schemes
And betrayed the Queen of the Southern Realm
Her name was Alidia, and meeting her was quite the thrillah,
But everyone knew her as "blind girl"

Now Noreeno and his cleric, who called himself Jerek,
Were charging under a white flag of truce
The ambush was ruined when the priest
Saw Bent prematurely cast grease
Then Norreno and his men ate Celecior's fireball - aoooww!

But Fafnir was hot, he blew horn and shot,
Bellowing "Noreeno boy this is a showdown!"
Noreeno disappeared and flew above their ears
While Werkle flew after him after swinging hammer
The Rogues Nick and Bane, made paralysis arrows rain,
And Fafnir got tripped by a Dire Wolf

At the end of the day,
Bane was wounded by men where they lay
And Werkle finished Noreeno once and for all
Fafnir and Company checked back to Hillstead
Only to find Pelor's Bible

Eggo burst in, looking slender and thin
And proceeded to look up to cure spell tables
He said "Faf, we almost met our match"
Fafnir said, "'Twas only a scratch
And we'll be better, Egg, we'll be better as soon as we're all healed."